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14.06.2025 08:16
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
U.C. Berkeley's Tiny Pogo Robot has a Unique Locomotion Style - Core77
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?
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Minds and Behinds
No go.
Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Loons and Moons